Reports from the World

<font face="sans-serif"><font face="monospace">2009-05-28 01:24:21  player French 104th Anti-Tank Regiment (Armored)  mission cell#147 near Chilly N49.45.14 E4.39.18<br />   "I PAY MONEY FOR THIS GAME....CAN SOMEONE TALK TO ME PLZ"</font><br /><br />Dude. You pay $0.0208 an hour to play this game. Cut me some slack PLZ!<br /><br /><br /><font face="monospace">2009-05-28 02:41:31  player French brigade scrn<br />    "CAN U PLZ FIX THIS CLICKING SOUND IN THE SQUADS MENU PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"</font><br /></font></pre><font face="sans-serif">Yes. Yes I can. Not same guy but the caps seem to be catchy.</font><br /><br /><pre wrap=""><font face="sans-serif"><font face="monospace">2009-05-28 02:54:35  nh3rd     English brigade scrn<br />    "we need the rest of the phone number   would hate to wake the wrong rat"</font><br /><br />If you call me at home I <b>will </b>kill you. I have your address you know.<br /><br /></font>2009-05-26 09:14:24  player German 4.Panzer 1 Kampfgruppe marcm88 mission cell#145 near Rocroi N49.54.29 E4.31.47 ping:180ms<br />    "ffs do something to these engine off bombers"<br /><br /><font face="sans-serif">An oldie but a goody. Sure in real life it would be insanely dangerous to fly with your engines off on a silent bombing run. Insane enough that only Russian women would be well remembered for doing it! But since there is no fear of death really, what the hell. Oh and since that same lack of fear works for the target too... well, I'm just sayin'.</font><br /><br />2009-05-26 09:52:55  player German I.Gruppe 3.Jagdgeschwader wolvrine mission cell#144 near Montherme N49.51.51 E4.56.38 origin: Bertrix ping:65ms<br />    "Yes, the damage modeling is a total mess in this "simulation", If you're no longer inot the "simulation" of what is presented (WWII) then you need to come out and say so if you havn't already"<br /></pre><font face="sans-serif">Uh.. yeah. Ballistics, muzzle velocity, penetration constants, armor thickness and angle of obliquity... I'm saying you probably didn't make the shot you thought you did. Don't worry. Happens in real life too. Only you're not actually dead so no worries.</font><br /><br /><pre wrap="">2009-05-26 10:04:09  player German I.Gruppe 3.Jagdgeschwader wolvrine mission cell#145 near Rocroi N49.53.48 E4.36.46 origin: Bertrix ping:65ms<br />    "your G modeling is almost useless. intermittent G-load blackouts and inconsistent blackouts at vastly different G-loads"<br /><br /></pre><pre wrap=""><font face="sans-serif">Same guy. You could tell right?</font></pre> <br /><pre wrap="">2009-05-26 10:11:07  player German I.Gruppe 3.Jagdgeschwader wolvrine mission cell#144 near Bouillon N49.47.7 E4.48.55 origin: Bertrix ping:66ms<br />    "the player bubrub has some moves that defy physics while in a spitfire. He should be watched for hacking the physics engine"<br /><br /><font face="sans-serif">Today's theme: "It's not me!"</font><br /></pre><br /><pre wrap="">2009-05-26 10:17:36  player German I.Gruppe 3.Jagdgeschwader wolvrine mission cell#147 near Bertrix N49.51.55 E5.15.30 ping:68ms<br />    "you ground taxi physics for aircraft are the absolute WORST I've EVER seen!"<br /><br /><br /><font face="sans-serif">Ok seriously. Just stop.</font><br /><br />2009-05-26 12:41:04  player German 17.Infanterie 1.Kampfgruppe czjezus mission Dendermonde mission room last posn. Dendermonde N51.2.23 E4.5.54<br />    "why is it that axis pnzrs engines don't start for an enternity,but allied start straight away?"<br /><br /><font face="sans-serif">I quit.</font><br />